I Kill You

Hello,

New game to play. It's called Shag, Shoot, Marry. It's a great game to actually self-evaluate your friends and judge them based on what you know about them so far. I love it. You can also find out who you actually love more. Whehehe.

So you want to know or you already know what the game is about. Firstly, pick three enemies, bitter enemies or permanent nemesis or pick three best friends forever or at least three acquaintances whom you feel you equally like all of them. But no, matter of fact, you like them on different levels.

Ok, say I have three enemies or people I don't like. Disclaimer: If your name starts with that letter it may be you but then again don't speculate too much because I don't like you and it shouldn't bother you in anyway because the disdain is probably mutual, and yes I have lots of free time to engage in such devious endeavors.

Once you got your three cards, you have to put yourself in a situation where you will have to marry one of them, fuck one of them and shoot/kill the last one. Wait, it doesn't get exciting until you actually consider who to kill, who to actually walk down the aisle with and who to blow. If it helps, play Unchained Melody in the background.

Ok, three people I seriously detest, so yeah no way i am gonna fuck one of them right? As much you wanna shoot all of them, its actually fun to think about who is worth it and who's gotta DIE DIE DIE. Best played with a friend who knows all three parties.