Tomorrow it wont change

I understand I have not blogged in eternity. But I have to let all of you know about this.

Pardon the crudeness of the content or any part thereof.

I am now doing a module about marketing for designers. Knowing that people with no apt for marketing, they tend to be dumb and designers unfortunately have no marketing attuned minds. So we do company research and…

MY GROUP MATE IRRITATES THE BLOODY DAYLIGHT OUT OF ME.

You know…

Disclaimer: The bitchiness content is alarmingly high, if you can endure cataclysmic amounts of bitchiness, then you are welcome to stay on this page.

Ok, you know… my group mate keeps asking me for my work because she claims my command of English far exceeds hers which is a stupid excuse because if she can get an exponentially higher GPA than I do, what shit man.

And you know? SHE SPAMS ME ON MSN MAN. She keeps asking for me work!! Not as if my work is very good leh, then has this innate lust to irritate the shit out of me. Then she sucks up to me and gets all politically correct, ‘Hello how is you? How’s your day?”

Thanks ah, if weren’t in the same class you think you would even bother to say such warming words to me meh? I also didn’t say my work very good, then must SPAM ME LEH.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM with all the horrendous greetings. The classic line was, “if lecturer talk and we don’t understand, can we ask you?” Ask me what to decipher his ramifications ah. HELLO, SINCE WHEN FROM STUDENT WAS I ELEVATED TO LECTURER, DON’T UNDERSTAND THEN PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT’S GOOD AND HOLY, ask the lecturer.

I swear man; the best was when I was doing my first 2 assignments late into the night, around 330 in the morning when I was doing my work, she SPAM ME AGAIN LEH, ask me to send her my work. It’s like I friggin owe her my life man.

*DIES*

So when I finished, I didn’t want to send, for fear she poaches my points and ideas so I went offline, TURNED OFF MY COMP, and went to sleep.

Then you know what, SHE CALLED ME LEH!

ON MY HANDPHONE.

And you know what……

SHE FRIGGIN ASK ME TO TURN ON MY COMP AGAIN AND SEND TO HER MY BLOODY PIECE OF WORK.

So I went online and I told another friend online.

Joel: “Hellooooooooo”

Friend: “huh? How come online again?”

Joel: “ok, let’s not ruin this moment on, ill let you guess.”

Friend: “Ok…”

Joel: “ 1) There’s a once in a lifetime in game event in WOW that is going to happen in 15 minutes time, players who attend the event will receive a surplus of gold, 5 free levels and exotic in-game items only exclusive to this event and 2 months free gaming time.

2) Julian Hee added me on MSN and stole my number from Facebook and wants to chat up.

3) ****** (name masked to protect identity) ASKED ME TO COME BACK ONLINE, TURN ON MY COMP AGAIN AND SEND TO HER MY ASSIGNMENT.

There are 6 people in the group you know, 6. S-I-X. Just ask one of them!

I am damn scared man, I do my work halfway, this chat window of imminent doom pops up.

“Hello how are you?”

“Can send me your work?”

OH MY GOD LAH, STRAIGHT AFTER GREETING POP THE QUESTION WITH SUCH PETRIFYING HASTE. Then when I don’t reply right, SHE SPAM NUDGE LEH.

ONE person can do this lehhhhhhhhh!! *DIES AGAIN*