To the left to the left

I just dropped my bloody ibanking device. I hope it's mechanisms are still alive.

ibanking is troublesome. Let's face it, Singapore is annoying, too many passwords to remember, facebook, world of warcraft, garena, photobucket, flickr, msn, school email, even the bloody school website has tons of portals which again requires MORE passwords. I know its stupid, just set all the same password, but i do change my 'same' password.

As in i modify it and it has variations. And usernames are sometimes taken even if i keep my passwords constant. So i keep forgetting usernames and i have to create a new account with another new user name.

ibanking is just another one of the lot that we're gonna add in that list.

Anyway, its time for our long long extremely missed english lessons!

I found this online. I swear my barf reflexes are getting really jumpy.

'I love this new album, nt bad but you wore the white dress appeared on Campus Super Star which doesn't suited you at all, the dress is too short which shown you have a pair of fair, big & plump thighs n yr hair looked very messy, pls take note of yr image becos it is also very important beside singing well . Jia you !!'

Ok la, got that cheena word there...

Ok, i know that there's a chinese word, a supposedly chinese word there, but it's alright. Since it's so benevolent let's not attack it and leave it as it as.

After some calculations and balancing i managed to formulate...

I love this new album, it is not too bad. But the white dress you wore on Campus Superstar did not suit you at all. All it did was to emphasize on your then stumpy and pudgy thighs in addition to that your hair was messy. Do take note of your self-image because it is as vital as having an immaculate voice. Jia You.

This is on youtube. I know many people have full fucked language abilities but let's not be the masses and at least maintain palpable grammar in this dynasty of short-spelled words.

Like what... 'doesn't suited you' tsk tsk...